Can You Hear This?

I got this story via email from my best friend from college—-it’s just too funny not to share it with you. Being an English major and having taught English at a community college, I have to say I would have given the student an A+ as well! Sometimes less is more!

A college english lit class was given an assignment to write an essay using as few words as possible. The essay was to include the following 3 things:

1) Religion
2) Sexuality
3) Mystery

The only student to receive an A+ on the essay wrote the following:

Good God!
I’m pregnant!
I wonder who the father is?