Can You Hear This?

My Mama, Bless her heart, just can’t resist sending me various email jokes, funny stories, etc. and sent me the one below. To this day, I’ll never understand how the woman who can’t operate the DVD/VCR I gave her for Christmas, and doesn’t know the difference between a flash drive and a flash light, has managed to master email, but she does.

Whoever wrote this was definitely thinking “outside the box”, and I must say, it’s pretty funny, even if it isn’t necessarily “politically correct”. Cheers to the author!

A Win Win Win Situation

Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately. Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems. The result is a win-win-win situation:

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border

* Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans

* Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?